Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Jeffrey Campbell Litas...

...Are horrible. Admit it. They are ill-shaped and they make even the slimmest gams look stumpy. Yeah, the silhouette is inaccessible at first glance... that doesn't mean there is any glory in finding the stones to say you love them. Seriously the bastardization of style and elegance. I can get behind a masculine franken-boot (giant platforms/ the zoe boot, what have you) but the Lita is simply ugly. A joke at the expense of millions of impressionable girls. Not to mention that everyone in the world owns a couple pairs. "OMG yr wearing litas!" "LOL me too! They're so fugly but everyone has them so they must be the bees knees!"

//end rant.


  1. SO WITH YOU!! It's disturbing because sometimes I feel like I'm the weird one, not jumping on board. Thank you for posting this...


    Also, I don't know if you've heard this yet, but you may like it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGghkjpNCQ8&ob=av2e

  2. I know I like my bitches with cloven horse stump feet.

  3. oh, this is good! i was just thinking about this the other day because i saw them at nordstrom. most trends i don't even understand, especially this one. i'm afraid we'll be seeing them more often around these parts.